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Jan. 20th, 2006 | 12:46 am
mood: drunk drunk
posted by: patientalien in ana4alkies

So drunken_hawkeye keeps peering into my brain. But here it is for me:

Yogurt: 90 cals
Sandwich: 220 cals
151: um, not particularly sure, but I'll go with.... 150 because I've had a lot of it
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460 total

I didn't want the sandwich, but my tailor made me sit down and eat it under threat of being beaten with her sewing machine and new buttons. And you don't argue with an angry Indian mother/seamstress.

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From: drunken_hawkeye
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 05:57 am (UTC)
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Man, I am so a mind reader. I rule ALL!

All, I say!

And seriously, people who make you eat are a serious downer. They totally want you to be fat.

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if someone could just tell me what the hell it is

From: patientalien
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 05:59 am (UTC)
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Well, you had lower cal yogurt than me, so you win today.

I know! She does! Not fair, dammit!

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From: drunken_hawkeye
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:06 am (UTC)
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They're little low fat dannon snack packs. They seem to make people happy in that 'I had a whole container of yogurt for breakfast!', but they're happily low cal.

People who want us to be fat are teh evol.

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if someone could just tell me what the hell it is

From: patientalien
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:12 am (UTC)
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Oooo I must buy! I just got whatever they had at Starbucks because I was there and they were there, and they didn't have the celery/carrot bowl thing I wanted.

*sniffles* They are

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From: drunken_hawkeye
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:14 am (UTC)
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Guh. Stupid Starbucks. It totally wants us to be fat.

Also, diet bread, low fat turkey, and low calorie dressing make for a decent low cal sandwich for lunch, which generally gets attention to go away.

*sniffles with you*

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if someone could just tell me what the hell it is

From: patientalien
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:17 am (UTC)
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They do, and I hate them. But they are right next door, so alas sometimes I must partake when I am truly thirsty and don't feel like having lukewarm tap water.

Ooooo will definitely try that. :D

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From: drunken_hawkeye
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:20 am (UTC)
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Truly, then, they are the anti-christ. But lukewarm water sucks.

Anything to keep people from freaking out.

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if someone could just tell me what the hell it is

From: patientalien
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:23 am (UTC)
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It does, especially Framingham tap water. Ick.

People freaking out is the last thing we need, kthnx.

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From: drunken_hawkeye
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:30 am (UTC)
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Man, tap water sucks. If it's anything like Las Vegas tap water... well, the dead bodies alone make one want to go buy water, whetever the price.

No kidding. There's this girl at school who's going on about how I need to eat more. I don't want to weight 250 like her, kthx.

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if someone could just tell me what the hell it is

From: patientalien
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:32 am (UTC)
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Yeeeah. See, my dad used to be superintendant of the water department in Framingham, so I know what's in the water. It's not pretty.

*giggles* Exactly. Damn them.

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From: drunken_hawkeye
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:37 am (UTC)
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Water is gross, when not heavily filtered.

DAMN THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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if someone could just tell me what the hell it is

From: patientalien
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:41 am (UTC)
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Exactly. I try not to drink anything that didn't come from a fresh mountain spring, dammit.

I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!

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From: drunken_hawkeye
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:48 am (UTC)
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Well, a fresh spring mountain, or a Bacardi refinery. Either is good.

*sobs*

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if someone could just tell me what the hell it is

From: patientalien
Date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:52 am (UTC)
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Well, either/or. Same difference.

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